"Bargain Heart"

"who wants to buy my heart? i'm having it for sale.. though it's only second hand, scratched and dented, still it functions real well.. i sold it before, they treated it rough and they returned it broken.. they never paid for what they owed.. now, i had it all repaired and i'm back in business again.. i spent the last month fixing it up.. who wants to buy my heart? satisfaction guaranteed.. it has free service charge and a lifetime warranty.. i'll cut you a deal.. if you're asking for the price, well.. you're in a bargain.. it only cost TRUE LOVE :-( "